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Re: Ticker Tape

Postby Ticker » Sun Feb 01, 2015 11:29 am

Hah, no fucking doubt!
Praise be there aren't any typhoid Marys on this ship, or we would have a sudden power vacuum as all the officers got the HIV.
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Re: Ticker Tape

Postby Ticker » Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:11 pm

If they'd give it a fucking rest for a few hours, maybe we'd already be back home.
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Re: Ticker Tape

Postby Ticker » Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:16 pm

Maybe if the XO wasn't drowning the captain in her pussy he'd have told her to stay the fuck away from the damn worm hole!
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Re: Ticker Tape

Postby Ticker » Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:18 pm

Wtf?!?! Why would you say something like that?
Are you ass hats trolling?
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Re: Ticker Tape

Postby Ticker » Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:40 pm

No, we ass hats are sick and fucking tired of the women on this ship sleeping their way onto special projects and promotions. All an ensign has to do is spread her legs and invite the captain in and suddenly she's ordering around heads of departments. Wtf?
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Re: Ticker Tape

Postby Ticker » Wed Jul 20, 2016 6:58 pm

Demand full transparency on all research and works directed towards sending us home!

Demand full transparency on ongoing diplomatic talks with alien visitors!

We are not a crew of sheep! We are a crew of the unchosen! We demand a say in our destinies!
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