Name that Quote!

[KendleRJ]

The Dark Knight

"I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know."

[Sjet]

Sweeny Todd (Thanks for channeling my spirit animal )

"If you make money from war, you're scum. If you can't make money from bounty hunting, you're an idiot!"

[KendleRJ]

Porco Rosso

"I'm not saying I didn't have setbacks. It's not called "gunrunning" for nothing. You've gotta be fast on your feet. Some revolutions blow over before the guns even get there. There's nothing more expensive for an arms dealer than peace."

[Sjet]

Lord of War.

"You know, that would make a great TV commercial? 'Excuse me, is that an Uzi?' 'Why, yes it is. Hey, self-defense is no laughing matter! That why when I want number one I pack an Uzi... accept no substitutes.'"

[Azaria]

wow. Air America
do they even show that on tv anymore?


"Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy."

[KendleRJ]

The Naked Gun (Ahhh, Leslie Nielsen, gone but never forgotten)

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

[Amanda Rose]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl!

"Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Uh, it's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral."

[KendleRJ]

Bull Durham. I haven't seen that one for such a long time... I think that's the movie where Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins met...

"I was in the path of the tornado... I just didn't expect the storm would last as long as it has."

[Sjet]

The Shawshank Redemption, in my opinion the best film yet to be made.

"You're a big girl, right? Here's an apple and a gun. Don't talk to strangers, shoot them."

[KendleRJ]

Lockout

((And I agree completely on The Shawshank Redemption. I watch that one at least once a year and enjoy every moment of it. Every. Single. Time.))

"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."