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RPG Writing Forum 2014-07-30T12:02:45-04:00 http://www.rpgwriting.com/forum/feed.php?f=65 2014-07-30T12:02:45-04:00 2014-07-30T12:02:45-04:00 http://www.rpgwriting.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=217&p=1329#p1329 <![CDATA[NPCs • Re: Othar Von Klenner, Esq.]]> Statistics: Posted by Amanda Rose — Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:02 pm


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2014-07-30T09:09:33-04:00 2014-07-30T09:09:33-04:00 http://www.rpgwriting.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=217&p=1324#p1324 <![CDATA[NPCs • Re: Othar Von Klenner, Esq.]]>
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/radio/o ... thar02.mp3


All we need now is someone to sigh wantonly to 'What a guy...'

I think only Brits will get that, but I have hope for some of you. Well one of you. Well maybe half of you.

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2014-07-30T00:14:02-04:00 2014-07-30T00:14:02-04:00 http://www.rpgwriting.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=217&p=1318#p1318 <![CDATA[NPCs • Othar Von Klenner, Esq.]]>
Titles: 10th Lord Starlyte, Vicebaron of Kievan Rus, The Right Honourable Viscount Gemdoral, Most Noble and Potent Prince of Tshindral, Jabor, and Indupar, Knight in the Order of Novgorod, and Holder of the Purple Flame of Ec Pend. 27th in line for the Induparan crown, and Gentleman Adventurer, Esquire.

Code name [of his own making]: The Black Adder
Code name [assigned]: moneybags
Alias: Francis Blackburn "Burnie"
Allegiance: Rebel Alliance, mostly, but if there is a very attractive Imperial Lady around, he will be Imperial overnight

Companion: Baldric, [BA1-D1C] his loyal manservant protocol droid. Re appropriated by the Alliance to serve as Quartermaster for the Soggies, and babysit their generous benefactor, Othar... though only with varying degrees of success.


Age: 31
Place of Birth: Indupar [info: ]

Physical:
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Height: 6'4'' Weight: 210 lbs
Eyes: blue
Distinguishing features: curly blonde hair, dashing smile, strong jawline, rugged tan, and a tramp stamp of the Induparan royal flower
Manner of dress: Broad shouldered, blue eyed, blonde curls swept just so and hip cloak and robes tailored to one inch beyond pretentious
Weapon of choice: carries an old fashioned adventurers rapier. would probably take off his own head if he ever tried to use it.

Current Occupation: Executive Assistant Quartermaster for the Soggies
Previous Occupation(s): Gentleman Adventurer, Rebel Intelligence 'operative'/patron, and Socialite

Family: 7th son of Prince Dolan Von Rimma, who is the 3rd son of King Dahon Indupar. Has 14 first cousins [on his father's side], 10 nieces and nephews [so far], and a mangy host of other noble relations.

Psychological:

If you want to know how his mind works, observe Hugh Laurie's characters in Black Adder the 3rd - George, the Prince of Wales - and Lieutenant George from Black Adder Goes Forth.... and add in just a dash of Ace Rimmer from Red Dwarf [also a big of Arnold Rimmer, too], and you'll have Othar Von Klenner, Esq.

Personal History:

Born the seventh son of the third son of the reigning monarch of the Induparan Crown Worlds, Othar grew up in comfort and style, with only moderate responsibilities expected of him in maintaining his fiefs. Due to this, he grew up with almost no ambition for power, just a driving thirst for adventure and glory. Unfortunately, also due to his lack of drive and easy life, he is an oblivious, pompous idiot. But the best kind of pompous idiot - he is generous to a fault and seems genuinely surprised to discover that not everyone lives as well as him.
After an encounter with a group of pirates who attempted to hijack his pleasure yacht, Othar was awoken to the greater world beyond courtly parties, political intrigue, Imperial fashions, and multi-species orgies. He hired the pirates to take him and a few of his like minded friends adventuring, first to Star Forge Station, and on from there.

As more and more people began writhing under the Empire's weight, Othar began to notice the corruption and oppression.. and decided he was just the man to do something about it.

Under the advisement of the pirates, made shortly after beginning their employment with the nobleman, Othar took a pseudonym - Francis Blackburn - but frequently forgot such, and just went by his traditional given name, only adding the small honorific Esquire, to spice things up. Luckily he is far enough down the totem pole that most ppl have no idea who he is, anyways.

Since joining up with the newly formed Rebel Alliance, Othar has been pawned off on one unit to another, only staying long enough to fill their coffers and drain their patience. Attended by his loyal manservant droid, Baldric, Othar obliviously carries on his inane quest to attain glory, save the day, and find a girl to take home to his mother.

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You are about to join a tight knit network of well equipped and well respected professionals serving the Glorious Rebellion against the tyrannical Emperor and his Imperial minions.
As a valued member of this elite task force, you will find yourself upholding the ideals of the Rebellion, overthrowing the corrupt and liberating the countless masses who yearn for an end to the choke hold Palpatine has inflicted upon them, throughout the galaxy!

Today you take your first step towards that goal, but you do not take it alone!
Look around you now, and you will see the men, women, and non-gendered beings who will be your comrades in arms, backing you up and supporting you as you take these steps alongside them; and you in turn will mind their 6 and carry them when they cannot carry on.

Indeed, the strength of the team is each individual member, and the strength of each member is the team.

Blah blah blah

Every organisation, not just business, needs one core competence: Tactical execution. That is where you and the professionals you work with come in.

blah blah blah

Neither the fanatics nor the faint-hearted are needed. And our duty as freedom fighters is not to the Resistance alone, but to the Galaxy, and, indeed, to all sentient-kind. Our duty is not merely the changing of political power but the restoration of peace and freedom.

So let us not be petty when our cause is so great. Let us not quarrel amongst ourselves when the Galaxy's future is at stake.
Let us stand together with renewed confidence in our cause -- united in our heritage of the past and our hopes for the future -- and determined that this Ideal we love shall lead all sentient-kind into new frontiers of peace and abundance.â€

The speech went on from there, but Krusk had stopped reading in earnest a few lines in, and had only lightly skimmed the rest.

Really?

This is the bantha poodu he was supposed to feed to the crowd of miscreants he'd been assigned to watch over?
The literal dredges of the Bothan Spynet and Rebel Alliance alike?!?!

Fur bristling with annoyance, the Bothan 'spymaster' tossed the data pad down onto his desk, only to have it cause an avalanche of papers, pads, and random crap to fall in slow motion off his desk and scatter throughout his dingy office.

"Groom it," he sighed, after several moments of such severe frustration as to have grabbed the blaster from its hidden spot beneath his desk and aimed it at the offending pad, dropping the blaster into a drawer which also, handily, concealed a large bottle of Correllian whiskey and a glass. There was only enough for a few sips, so he ignored the dirty cup and just drained the bottle himself.

"Groom it all."

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